Hiya Sasquatch here:
“The thing about being ugly is — there’s no maintenance” I once overheard a human hiker say. I have no idea if I’m a looker or not, but I like to assume I could lure in another statuesque Sasquatch if I really wanted to.
And if, say, I did have fantasies about having a mate with long eyelashes named "Pepper," I might entertain going an adventure like this with it:
The Girls with Grit MTB Yoga Couples Retreat:
There are spots for two weekends -- September 21-23 and September 28-30
Price for two people is $1395 and includes:
- Mountain bike clinics
- Yoga sessions
- Trail rides
- SUP’ing
- Lunches both days
- Happy Hour apps and drinks Saturday night
- Post clinic brews on Sunday
- Opportunity to see a Sensei-Graves Bikini Trunk Show
- Lodging is not included.
Where to stay? Lodge 902 in downtown Hood River still has open spots those weekends. Lodge 902 is a bed and breakfast in the Columbia Gorge’s most celebrated town, Hood River, Oregon. It's got six PNW quirkily-styled bedrooms all with adjoining the bathrooms and loaded of comfortable common areas. It's also an ideal house to rent in its entirety for off-site meetings, family reunions, wedding lodgings (2019 is filling up y'all), guys’ weekends, women’s getaways and retreats.
